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Dagger Dick

Big dick. Like BIIIIG dick. I'm talking like too big to deepthroat like this dick is prob 10 inches.
Jerome: My dagger dick finna rip open ur*blank*
*female: then why is ur ruler marked at 2.5 inches?
by XXXDESTRUCION May 11, 2019
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dick whipped

When a female is extremely delu over a nigga that wants nothing to do with her anymore just because the dick was good.
Girl tell me why Karina is still texting Kevin’s phone like “i love you, i want you back.” even though he’s moved on months ago ctfu sis gotta be dick whipped for sure.
by Caroline256 July 25, 2019
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dick back whale

a whale with a dick in its back
by ppwacker July 20, 2021
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dick

you.
by Your Moms a hoe 101 September 9, 2023
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Gradey Dick

Did you see Gradey Dick cooked”
“What you mean by that?”
by The goat is Steph curry December 12, 2024
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Dick Validator

"Dick Validator" (Noun):
A whimsical term referring to a man in a humorous context. In this creative concept, the term suggests a man is responsible for affirming or confirming adherence to stereotypical notions of masculinity. It is used in a “Manly” fashion and in a satirical manner to denote the act of granting a figurative seal of approval to actions or traits deemed conventionally "Manly." Dick Validators may also be referred to as the “Manus” (Man-Iss) in some social settings. This term is not associated with any legitimate validation process or formal recognition in reality.
"As Little Johnny reached the age of thirteen, his quirky family decided to celebrate his transition to adolescence with a whimsical ceremony. In a lighthearted gesture, Uncle Bob, adorned with a comically oversized mustache, assumed the role of the 'Dick Validator,' playfully assessing Johnny's ability to tie a tie, throw a punch, and open a stubborn pickle jar. The family laughed as Uncle Bob, in a 'Manly' fashion, bestowed a mockingly serious 'Manus' seal of approval, officially recognizing Johnny's entrance into the realm of stereotypical masculinity."
by BB COOL November 15, 2023
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Scissor Dick

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.
"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"
by grimpin1 March 13, 2018
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