A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.
Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."
Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.
Related phrases:
You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."
Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.
Related phrases:
You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023
Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.
by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013
Guys, come on --- you cannot expect all da gals to whom you're sexually attracted to always be "at your cervice"... they may be either tired, sore "down there", on their periods, not "in da mood" at da same time dat you are (which in your case, of course, is ALWAYS), busy with important matters, etc. You need to respect dem about dat --- be grateful dat dey are indeed actually willing to spread their legs for you even as often as they do, and leave it at dat!
by QuacksO March 05, 2022
What you would say to someone when you want to see the price tag of their clothing. This can only be used for really classy people who like to flaunt their $2.95 designer clothing by failing to remove the price tag.
by Astropup February 13, 2007
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.
by Alphonse the Great September 06, 2022
Example: Connor and his girlfriend Megan are getting pretty serious and want to take things to the next level.
Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, let me cut your safety on Friday night I have a free spot"
Megan: "OMG babe, I have been thinking the same thing. Can I cut your safety?"
Connor: "Allie already cut my safety back in freshman year"
Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, let me cut your safety on Friday night I have a free spot"
Megan: "OMG babe, I have been thinking the same thing. Can I cut your safety?"
Connor: "Allie already cut my safety back in freshman year"
by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022