Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

Originally, this is what people used to say after giving a long, nonprofit speech or lecture devoted to spreading ideas, usually in the form of powerful talks given at the main TED (technology, entertainment and design) annual event or one of its many satellite events around the world.

By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.

Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.

My boss kinda pisses me off. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk LOL I’m hilarious, time to go on social media for the next 7 hours.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

sold my LandCruiser

"Got a vasectomy"

"Sad but good day, just sold my LandCruiser"

by GottaGetThatTeslaMoney June 20, 2022

Oh my gaw

When you need to say "Oh my God" without saying God's name in vain. It is a combination of the words "gazing in awe" as a description of what you're doing in the moment.

"Oh my gaw. Did you see him kiss that other girl?"
"Gurl, yes. That's so ratchet."

by tropical_aesthetic.11 October 21, 2019

My G

Used as slang for “My Girl”

Hey! Meet my G, I’ve been with her for 4 years

by Math Watty March 14, 2023

skinny on my tan

exceptionally good, amazing

This weather is great! It’s pure skinny on my tan.

by turkish barber July 19, 2023

skinny on my tan

exceptionally good, amazing

“This weather is great! It’s pure skinny on my tan.”

by turkish barber July 19, 2023

Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.

"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."

by ADegenerateGamer February 27, 2025