your mom

uhhhhh

your mom is so fat that when she jumps the dinosaurs went instinct.

by your mom is fat #fat mom May 2, 2023

Rock out with your spock out

Rock out with your Spock out

Phrase used in response to one who is or who is about to get very nerdy, scientific, or boring.

Guy 1: Hey Todd, I'm on my way to a session of D&D. This week we're LARPing and raiding the storehouse of the orcs to find the mithril armor they stole from the elves.

Guy 2: (sarcastically) Oh boy, sounds like a blast. Rock out with your Spock out.

by Still VAKEPOR October 22, 2020

Give someone your thunder egg

To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.

Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.

by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021

National give a girl your hoodie day

On November 10th we celebrate National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day because of NNN

Boy: Hey, here is my hoodie!
Girl: But why?
Boy: it's National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day

by Selvanio patricks November 5, 2020

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020

National Ask your Crush Out Day

On December 10th, you have to ask your crush out.

hey dude, its national ask your crush out day! you know what that means

by bentleyboi December 9, 2020

Your Mom

One who is large enough to fall off all sides of the bed.

"Your Mom is fat af"

by Pill Cosby💊 March 18, 2021