Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

stab your shit

Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.

That guy in V for Vendetta will stab your shit.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

touching your pee pee

Someone standing around, not doing jack shit.

What are doing over there? Touching your pee pee??

by Sassysassysassysassysassy April 25, 2017

National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

Your Mom

The word that every 2nd or 3nd grader uses to makes themselves look cool or says to another kid to "roast" them.

1st grader: "What am I doing right now?" Another kid: "Your mom"

by connerpppp November 1, 2020

your a pigeon

Pigeons are useless. Therefore calling someone useless as if they were a pigeon.

Guy 1: Your a pigeon

Guy 2: What’s that mean

Guy 1: your useless

Guy 2: says you

by Lacrosse terms July 22, 2022