Kickstart My Heart

A song by glam metal legends Mötley Crüe. That will your adrenaline pumping so high that you most likely will get a speeding ticket/ arrest for going 100 in 50 or even a school zone

Dude I was listening to Kickstart My Heart and got arrested for going 50 in a school zone and telling the officer “the music made me do it”.

by Theo Von’s 2nd cousin October 10, 2023

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in my dreams

the best bside.

in my dreams, you love me back.

rv: IN MY DREAMSSS YOUUU LOVE MEEE BACKKKK
wendy: IN MY DREAMS. IN MY DREAMS!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by aeonianeri October 10, 2023

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a shitpost Discord server ran by Duarte, best discord server in the world with members like Bliky, Peter Griffin, Mr. Breast and CEO of Wish.cum. it is the best server in the world with emotes and stickers and much much more

Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed

by JesperYT October 11, 2023

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My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

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