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shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit
jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
by grpo January 30, 2025
mugGet the shit im gonna run out of batterymug.

shit from a butt

When you say something is shit, but you really wanna emphasize it.
Kevin: Dude, did you see how badly the Washington Wizards lost against the Thunder last night?

Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.
by conflict dude February 24, 2024
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Oh shit

Two words you never want to hear when working with nuclear power
by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021
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The Shit

Awesome, God-like, Beyond God-like. Almost at Chuck Norris status. Eg. The two guys in 'Sex Drive'.
Nerd: How do you get the confidence to hit on all these hot girls?
Guy: ...cos we're The Shit.
by Maddawg G August 9, 2009
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shit secret

A hipper way of sayingdirty secret.”
Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”
by B1G Randy July 24, 2022
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Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020
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