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i hear you hummin

a non-formal reply by an authoritative figure in response to a subordinates complaints or concerns
"I understand that Jane can be hard to work with, trust me, I hear you hummin John"
by Bubbamac January 17, 2017
mugGet the i hear you humminmug.

If you flicker then you are a ticker

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
mugGet the If you flicker then you are a tickermug.

you need jisoos

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.

The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.
*Jun does a sexy move*

*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS

*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.
by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017
mugGet the you need jisoosmug.

Are you a forum?

A tension breaker towards some angry person. If the angry person couldn't answer this, confused or gets annoyed, you win :). quoted by danjackknife
Person A, "You f**ker!"
Person B, "Are you a forum?"
Person A, "WTF?", continues to be mad
Person B laughs inside
by danjackknife April 1, 2021
mugGet the Are you a forum?mug.

Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.
Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!
by QuacksO November 14, 2020
mugGet the Flaherty will get you nowheremug.

"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.
by captain138dc November 26, 2023
mugGet the "Fuck You" Lightsmug.

feeling a bit how you doin aye

Jordan "hey davo, how'd you pull up this mornin?."
Davo "fuck mate. Feeling a bit how you doin aye."
by Mr. Repair Man October 9, 2020
mugGet the feeling a bit how you doin ayemug.

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