when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey
bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
by silvagina May 23, 2023

Has an affinity for baboon buts and gorilla nipples often leaving a trail after zoo visits. Often found sniffing others underwear and associated with fowl smells.
by Nicodemus2 August 18, 2022

when a girls lets you fuck thighs using her pussy juice as lube and she calls you a good boy until you cum
by collar boy May 10, 2025

A dirty Vern is when u shit in a homeless guys ass crack and puts a 5 dollar bill in there this happens a lot in downtown vernon bc
by Wfd2003 November 2, 2020

"Bro, I met this chick the other night and gave her the Dirtiest Mcquilken"
"I think he just gave me a Dirty Mcquilkin, but im not too sure"
"I think he just gave me a Dirty Mcquilkin, but im not too sure"
by Hueyb February 10, 2019

a girl who will take the most minuscule of achievements and blow them up to be some amazing thing.
e.g. getting pinned on a discord dating server because they said something funny ONCE.
e.g. getting pinned on a discord dating server because they said something funny ONCE.
by bigmanwithvagina September 1, 2021

when a chill minecraft player gets attacked irl by a sexy person and then goes face first into their ass.
by Ct77 September 5, 2021
