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absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner
Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis
by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025
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shit bitch!

saying the word shit cause something went wrong then saying bitch in away were your cussing everyone out including yourself but not offending anyone in the process
by rawrmeowpurrlove:D December 12, 2010
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cloak and dagger shit

Pretending to be someone's friend to get close enough to place your dagger between their ribs, pretending not to be fighting with them.
Cloak and dagger shit makes a lot of people pretenders/pretentious.
by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021
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Liquid shits

The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
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shit-heel

My cat was being a real shit-heel last night when she scratched my hand.
by Joy4no! December 31, 2020
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Bitch-Shit

Obscure UK slang for issues often associated with loose women who are often questionable, or otherwise unmanly behavior on the part of men who have relations with such women.
"Look, I get your a horny ladies man who thinks with his dick and cant much tell your ass from a hole in the ground, but I cant pity you for what you got yourself into because you have a real bitch-shit obsession with these types of women that always screw you over."
by fuzzbuts united May 27, 2025
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Shits the Sequel

When your done pooping and wipe but then 5 min later you have to shit again.
"hey I thought I was done pooping but then the shits the sequel hit me 5 minutes later.
by jfaksjdflaksdj September 4, 2023
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