A person who is sitting on the toilet taking a dump while scrolling through TikTok on the phone, losing track of time.
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by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
Get the Shit mug.The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.
James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?
Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
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Get the shitting in cursive mug.A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.
Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.
Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!
Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!
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