smit shit

After consuming large amounts of alcohol you go to the toilet for a shit only for the sheer force to cause you to vomit at the same time.

A: wheres tom at?
B: he's knocked back 13 pints
A: jesus he's probably having a smit shit

by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

The shit

André 3000.

I'M THE SHIT!

by gizzmokids December 2, 2018

(en)shit

To commence a self-sabotage process on ones own product, usually as a result of panic. A derivative of enshitification.

When Google learned about ChatGTP, they (en)shit themselves.

by tribey77 January 23, 2023

Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth

Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

Dog shit

short term for a young rich nigga

“I pop out dog shit these hoes thought I was broke” - BabyKia

by Xynkota December 28, 2023

Big shit on the ground

Used when you dont know what to say but want the conversation to be funny or sarcastic

Person 1: *tells joke*
Person 2: Big Shit On The Ground

by justin mizuhara March 14, 2023

Manufacturing a shit

Successfully forcing oneself to defecate when one doesn't have the urge to do so.

John told his wife that he had to take a dump, but he found himself manufacturing a shit after his urge was a false alarm.

by Original Orangutans June 30, 2023