Your mom

A joke that isn't funny, and never will be. Grow up.

James: 'It's really wet today'
Sam: 'Like your mom'
James: 'Did no one tell you that's not funny anymore?

by iLiKebLOoD March 2, 2022

Your mom

your mom = sus

Hey look your mom is on my bed

by sussysussywussy March 2, 2022

Your ass is sucking canal juice

You are full of shit.

You think Biden is doing a good job? Well, your ass is sucking canal juice.

by tango1113 March 3, 2022

kiss your girlfriend day

March 4, 2022 is national kiss your girlfriend day. Go make out with some dry ass lips.

"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"

by the_gay_goddess69 March 3, 2022

at your cervice

What a horny stud would like a hot chick to always be.

Guys, come on --- you cannot expect all da gals to whom you're sexually attracted to always be "at your cervice"... they may be either tired, sore "down there", on their periods, not "in da mood" at da same time dat you are (which in your case, of course, is ALWAYS), busy with important matters, etc. You need to respect dem about dat --- be grateful dat dey are indeed actually willing to spread their legs for you even as often as they do, and leave it at dat!

by QuacksO March 5, 2022

Unsolid Your Snake

To take Solid Snake (a popular character in the franchise of "Metal Gear" and proceed to deflate him. Casually used as a threat.

If you don't stop making ur mum jokes, I am going to Unsolid Your Snake.

by Willy Tonka March 6, 2022

your mother

is a big bozo that blocks literally highways and has never gone off that particular couch since 1985. It is very sad

person 1: give me an example of something big.
person 2: your mother

by Lonnyy March 6, 2022