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by skarkieboi November 16, 2022

shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.

Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.

by Holly M S February 15, 2012

shit bomb

happened to me while I was giving anal to my girlfriend, she couldn't hold it and shat on my pepe the frog boxers, what a waste!

my girlfriend orgasms in shit bombs

by souhailthedabboy May 24, 2020

Shit Bank

Shit Bank; Verb; Stocking up on shit and let it all out on your partner when having sex

"Im about to Shit Bank your pussy ass.

by BlueCockEater69 February 27, 2024

shit blog post

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by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

Shit

Meth, crank, ice, shards, crystal, go fast, dope

Did you get the shit?

by MilkMaid420 May 1, 2018

shit sock

A small whole in a sock that may get dog or cat shit in it .

oh look honey, I have a shit sock. That darn cat pooped on the floor again.

by mikey81p November 17, 2020