French bow tie

A foot job involving a scale model of the Eiffel tower in the ass and croissant in the mouth.

My girlfriend gave me a French bow tie last week and I‘ve been wearing a beret ever since.

by MiguelaTron September 4, 2019

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french night slip

When a man slides his cock inside a girls vag while shes sleeping. Usually done by a French man.

i was sleeping and i was woken up during a french night slip by a man named louis

by YourThirdCousin January 11, 2016

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frosty french horn

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 13, 2015

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Real French crime

After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.

Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"

by aliberry August 15, 2023

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