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a two name, name

A freak whose name is spelled incorrectly on their birth certificate and bags groceries at Albertsons.
Jaen Paul is a two name, name. He never wants to do his homework because he is out busy playing poker and shopping for shoes.
by Duyen Tran March 28, 2005
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Two plus two is four, minus one that's three

teacher I know quick maths, Two plus two is four, minus one that's three
by ERC represent October 25, 2017
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TWO DATE RULE

FOR AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL:The point at which if a woman has'nt decided to do you(Trust me.-She knows.)...END.ALL.CONTACT! Either she's not into you...or worse...she'll continue to let you waste money time and attention on her.Painful as it may be-turn the page.Helpful hint:The wealthier you become...the more the world looks like a catalog.

FOR LESBIANS & GAYS: Shorten this to the "TWO EYEBLINK RULE"
Lucky fux!
DUDE 1:"So you takin' Mandy out tonite?"

DUDE 2:"Hell no.She talks too much.She keeps reminding me how incredibly smart she is...And to top it off she's maxed out the "TWO DATE RULE".Next.
by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005
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Two-Hundred Pounder

Two-Hundred Pounder too hun-drid poun-der:
(n.) - 1. A sizeable man, 2. One who personifies characteristics of manliness.3.A man known for wearing T-Shirts larger than M and pants larger than 34”. (adj.) - An envious term for an individual/event that is oft envied.
Origin: U.S.A., Southern District of FL. English Vernacular.
(n.)
1. The smaller, weaker men cowered in the corner while the two-hundred pounder had his fill.
2. The two-hundred pounder could bench press more parties than the sobers.
(adj.)
1. Rookie Partier: “Broseph, that party was raging last night!”
Veteran Partier: “I know, that party was obviously two-hundred pounds.”
by Terrence Barnsworth December 9, 2008
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two man advantage

In hockey(the best sport ever) when the oponent has two players in the penalty box they call the term two man advantage(for the other team of course)
by Canadianhockeydude May 10, 2003
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two-man bridge

Jamaican slang for a woman who's notorious for often engaging in threesomes with two men.
Ya mon, her be one of dem two-man bridge type, my baby mama know her for tree years now.
by Shoe-RONICS March 30, 2011
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Two Way Street

Not exactly a street but a path to a relationship involving two people.Whether it's boyfriend and girlfriend or just being with a relative/friend.
Ron Weasely:Harry!Did you and Hermoine break up yet?o_o
Harry Potter:No Ron,we're still on a two way street.=/
Ron Weasely:Aww,blimey!I'm still on the single road right now!T__T*sobs*
by marstar94 April 6, 2008
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