Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}
"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."
by Bigcattttttttttttt May 26, 2013
Get the Chinese ham trapmug. by cumman69 January 25, 2012
Get the Mongolian Fish Trapmug. the worst of the worst. nothing can beat this, if ur grandpap is called a trap you. are. dead. aliens invade earth, theres a nuclear war, and your step dad terry drinks all your mtn dew then does loud sexes to ur mum. there is no escaping the grandpap a trap.
Tom: ur mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur granny tranny
John: ur grandpap a trap
World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.
John: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur granny tranny
John: ur grandpap a trap
World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.
by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou May 17, 2018
Get the ur grandpap a trapmug. A song which became a trend on tiktok where it flashes you R-34 especially of female anime characters, Similar to Dec 22 Incident.
by chuusmatress June 20, 2023
Get the Im in the trap BBNmug. When two people apply wax to their taiant's with a wax strip in-between creating an unbreakable bond then run in opposing directions.
Sean and James tried the Chinese taint trap for Sean's 40th Birthday. Some memories are best forgotten, this one will definitely leave a mark!
by Thorberto March 4, 2022
Get the chinese taint trapmug. by Landilord June 2, 2021
Get the Thirst trap editmug. 