Hole In One

The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.

"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."

by Long Island August 14, 2004

one in a million

Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.

Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.

by Cazo March 19, 2009

Day One

A time one proclaims that they are ready for the job and task ahead.

Ted Kennedy says Barack Obama will be ready to be President from day one.

by Warren Wordsfore February 02, 2008

cut one

you farted.

The kid next to me cut one and we all laughed at him.

by eat_lightbulbs October 27, 2003

sneaky one

a sneaky partake in sexual activity

"Who's up for a sneaky one in the corner?"
"I'll be there."

by bilaaal January 11, 2014

The Big One

The inevitable, spectacular, and sometimes fatal accident endured by almost every motorcycle at some point in their life while riding.

Did you hear about Derek? He's in a coma, he finally had The Big One.

by NoSquidding July 29, 2020

cute one

The cuter, hotter, and/or cooler one in a group of siblings, for example the cuter boy of the brothers or the cuter girl of the sisters. Usually used for boys.

Marie:"Hey Sheridan, do you see Scott over there? Isn't he hot?"
Sheridan: "Yeah, but his brother is the cute one."

by Meggy/Phaedra16 December 31, 2009