When you are taking a power shit from eating too much mexican food and all of a sudden you have the urge to throw up as well. You then proceed to stand up in the middle of your shit, turn around and heave your guts into your spicy shit soup. Named for the famous "two steps" it takes to turn around and the "Mexican" origin of the shit/puke.
Guy 1: "Hey! What'd you end up doing last night? I didn't see you after we went out for dinner at Pedro's."
Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."
Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."
by OldSweatyMan June 16, 2009
A freak whose name is spelled incorrectly on their birth certificate and bags groceries at Albertsons.
Jaen Paul is a two name, name. He never wants to do his homework because he is out busy playing poker and shopping for shoes.
by Duyen Tran March 29, 2005
by ERC represent October 25, 2017
FOR AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL:The point at which if a woman has'nt decided to do you(Trust me.-She knows.)...END.ALL.CONTACT! Either she's not into you...or worse...she'll continue to let you waste money time and attention on her.Painful as it may be-turn the page.Helpful hint:The wealthier you become...the more the world looks like a catalog.
FOR LESBIANS & GAYS: Shorten this to the "TWO EYEBLINK RULE"
Lucky fux!
FOR LESBIANS & GAYS: Shorten this to the "TWO EYEBLINK RULE"
Lucky fux!
DUDE 1:"So you takin' Mandy out tonite?"
DUDE 2:"Hell no.She talks too much.She keeps reminding me how incredibly smart she is...And to top it off she's maxed out the "TWO DATE RULE".Next.
DUDE 2:"Hell no.She talks too much.She keeps reminding me how incredibly smart she is...And to top it off she's maxed out the "TWO DATE RULE".Next.
by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005
In hockey(the best sport ever) when the oponent has two players in the penalty box they call the term two man advantage(for the other team of course)
by Canadianhockeydude May 10, 2003
Two-Hundred Pounder too hun-drid poun-der:
(n.) - 1. A sizeable man, 2. One who personifies characteristics of manliness.3.A man known for wearing T-Shirts larger than M and pants larger than 34”. (adj.) - An envious term for an individual/event that is oft envied.
Origin: U.S.A., Southern District of FL. English Vernacular.
(n.) - 1. A sizeable man, 2. One who personifies characteristics of manliness.3.A man known for wearing T-Shirts larger than M and pants larger than 34”. (adj.) - An envious term for an individual/event that is oft envied.
Origin: U.S.A., Southern District of FL. English Vernacular.
(n.)
1. The smaller, weaker men cowered in the corner while the two-hundred pounder had his fill.
2. The two-hundred pounder could bench press more parties than the sobers.
(adj.)
1. Rookie Partier: “Broseph, that party was raging last night!”
Veteran Partier: “I know, that party was obviously two-hundred pounds.”
1. The smaller, weaker men cowered in the corner while the two-hundred pounder had his fill.
2. The two-hundred pounder could bench press more parties than the sobers.
(adj.)
1. Rookie Partier: “Broseph, that party was raging last night!”
Veteran Partier: “I know, that party was obviously two-hundred pounds.”
by Terrence Barnsworth November 14, 2008
by Shoe-RONICS March 14, 2011