ur grandpap a trap

the worst of the worst. nothing can beat this, if ur grandpap is called a trap you. are. dead. aliens invade earth, theres a nuclear war, and your step dad terry drinks all your mtn dew then does loud sexes to ur mum. there is no escaping the grandpap a trap.
Tom: ur mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur granny tranny
John: ur grandpap a trap
World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.
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Thirst trap edit

An edit meant to make a person thirsty
Did you see that thirst trap edit of (name of person) I made
by Landilord June 02, 2021
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shutcho trap up

An informal way to say 'shut up'. Can be related to 'shutcho bitchass up' or 'shutcho fuckin ass up'. Often used by hardcore toxic adult gamers.
Coversation in the group chat of the bros-
Dude A- LMFAO I BE GETTIN SUSSY AS FUCK IMAGES AND GAY AS FUCK TEXT FROM (Dude B) LOOOOOOOOL CAUGHTCHO ASS IN 8K ULTRA HD JAMES WEBB TELESCOPE DEFINITION-
Dude B- LISTEN I AINT GAY I BE GETTIN HACKED BELIEVE ME PLS DUDE
DUDE A- NAH BRUH YO BE DOWN BAD DEEP IN THE OCEAN MAN CAUGHTCHO ASS IM FINNA EXPOSE YO BITCHASS TO YO GF
Dude B- NIGGA SHUTCHO TRAP UP YO MY FRIEND OR FOE SHUTCHO BITCHASS UP
Dude C- yo Dude (B) Im down if yo wanna dm me those lets hang out my baby boy ;)
Dude B- NIGGA I AINT GAY THERES A FUCKING HACKER AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DUDE (C)1//!1?/
by a fucking dude February 26, 2022
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Face Mask Trap

A face mask trap is an individual who appears extremely attractive when wearing any sort of covid mask but becomes ugly once the surgical device is removed.
Jake: Damn Alex have you seen that girl? she looks so fine!
Alex: naaah bro she just a face mask trap, she's actually ugly as sin without it.
by bigTonka July 07, 2022
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chinese taint trap

When two people apply wax to their taiant's with a wax strip in-between creating an unbreakable bond then run in opposing directions.
Sean and James tried the Chinese taint trap for Sean's 40th Birthday. Some memories are best forgotten, this one will definitely leave a mark!
by Thorberto March 04, 2022
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Alaskan bear trap

Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out
Oh my god Drew gave me an Alaskan bear trap last night, we couldn't get his ball out!
by Katiebearrrrrxxo February 14, 2016
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Mexican Dick Trap

Two dicks get inserted on either end of a Cheesy Roll Up from Taco Bell and are permanently trapped there
Matt and Jeff drunkenly put their dicks into a shared Cheesy Roll Up and were stuck in a Mexican Dick Trap
by Dickttrap January 06, 2020
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