Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on Hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.

Timmy: Yo bro, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait ait

by Man i love Hearthstone February 04, 2025

Hop on AUT

To partake in gay orgy with your homies

John:Yo Coop Hop on AUT
Bob:Sure, I can't wait to show you what i've learned

by Do you know who l am August 19, 2022

Hop on AUT

To partake in hot gay orgy

John:Hop on AUT
Vin:Oh boy I can't wait to show you what i've learned

by Do you know who l am August 21, 2022

Hop off my dick

when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license

She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying

by jaylaharmani June 07, 2024

Bar Hopping

What you do with friends when you go to a bar or club and you're under 18 or 21

Friend 1: Let's go to the club
Friend 2: I can't, I'm 17
Friend 1 &3: Let's go Bar Hopping it will be fun
Friend 2: OK, Let's go

by Ichaky September 01, 2022

hop on the trend

When you want to attract lots of attention to gain love and affection or business.

I had to hop on the trend in order to become perpetually famous.

by AuthorDrew July 03, 2023

I don’t like the k hip hop guy Swings lol naughty

I don’t like the k hip hop guy Swings lol naughty

I don’t like the k hip hop guy Swings lol naughty

by sdinaz October 24, 2023