texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.

Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.

by Vern Asshandle December 20, 2015

Texas Tea Bucket

When you put a glass of water by your buddy's bed that you have already dipped your balls in. Then when he wakes up he drinks that ball water.

"I found a hair in my water this morning."
"That's cause you got the ole' Texas Tea Bucket."

by AceNB November 20, 2012

Texas Gas Station

When you take peanut butter m&ms and pour them in your partners vaginal cavity, continue intercourse and crush the m&ms with your penis until your partner is ready to suck the peanut butter off your dick.

“Mmm I’m so full of peanut butter m&ms from that Texas Gas Station we just did.”

by Audgepodgebigodge July 13, 2020

Texas Top Hat

A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.

That Texas Top Hat looks silly but it's cheap and works great!

by HappyCamperr March 2, 2022

Texas Shoot Out

When about to ejaculate you put a nerf dart (preferably with a thumbtack taped or glued to the end) into the urethra and shoot it onto the woman's face or breast

Guy: It was going well until i hit her eye with the texas shoot out

Guy 2: Dang bro, thats gotta sting

by Haha statue goes bonk August 13, 2020

Texas mars bar

A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis

Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar

by Mr mars bar March 4, 2019

Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.

I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.

by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016