Tard

A derisive term meant to describe a mentally retarded person or more accurately, a person who acts stupidly. The evolution of the word comes as the word gets shorter, the greater the insult it conveys. Thus:

Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.

Girl One: Mike is wearing his hoodie backwards again.
Girl Two: He’s such a tard!

by morpheus30 August 15, 2023

Tree-tard

A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology

"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"

by TimberJack26 September 11, 2023

Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event

Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard

by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023

Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic

A term used by previous Generations to describe the FEELINGS of THIS generation.

This new Generation is Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic!

by DheezNutzz April 3, 2024

Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and a retard. A person that thinks they are cool, hip, popular however in everyone else’s opinion they are retarded.

Haha…. Look at that esh-tard!

by Krythm81 April 9, 2024

Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and an idiot.
A person that thinks they are cool, hip and popular, however in everyone else’s opinion they are not.

He thinks he’s so awesome but he’s just an Esh-tard.
Look at that Esh-tard carrying on..

by Krythm81 April 10, 2024

Tard den

Where the special tardlets go to learn

Mr. M went to the tard den with his tard guard to discuss what he will be eating for lunch

by Hahehheb April 24, 2024