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Super Straight

A way for middleschoolders old men and white twinks to identify they both have a scat kink. This is commonly used on the app tiktok where the colors black and orange(grindr colors) are put in a bio so it's easier to find other twinks
I am super straight meaning I am sexually attracted to f*ck the literal shit out of someone
by FriendlyNeighborhoodFag March 8, 2021
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Super Straight

When A Male hides it that he is transphobic and an idiot so they use this fake sexuality to hide it
Kevin : Oh did you hear that Mikes Super Straight? Max: Really? That’s some dumb ass bull shit.
by playas1234 March 7, 2021
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Super-Thot

Usually a Super-Thot is a girl that has just entered the realm of thotiness. Usually in middle school when they get introduced into thot-central. These girls have mostly have brown hair and blue or green eyes. They are popular in school and on ig they have about 1100 followers. They have 12 posts and they love to post about the beach. Normally their first picture is of them with a group of friends to show of their friends. But it is usually from the back because they aren't confident with their face yet. Here second post however is usually a selfie with one other friend. Then the third post they become thoty and post a bikini picture with a friend. Her 9th post is probably about a boy band concert she went to. Because thots love boy bands. If you spot a girl like this in ur school with a feed like this she is probably a super thot. Super-Thots always like blonde skater boys.
John: bro that girl is hot.
Dan: yeah but she's a Super-Thot
John: how do u know
Dan:Just look at her feed and u will know.
by Anolbuttfuker May 25, 2018
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Super Straight

People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.
Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
by milflover March 12, 2021
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Super Lemon

When someone juices five lemons into juice and absorbs it with a syringe then inserts the syringe into the vagina and then squeezes the juice out
Josh: I GOT A SUPER LEMON FROM MY DAD..

Dora: Damn.. your so lucky..
by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooo December 19, 2011
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Super straight

Someone who Is attracted to the opposite sex without including people who are trans. Super straight is part of the lgbtq+.
by Shreck101 March 7, 2021
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Super Straight

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"

Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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