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DICK SLINGER

A dude with self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome at everything especially at slinging meat. Dick Slingers own their shit and know how to FUCK. A Dick slinger see’s himself as the alpha intelligent, confident and successful. Dick slingers are the man other men want to be!
WOW That guy is such a DICK Slinger!!!
by TheOffensiveCompany March 31, 2021
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loofah sponge

a sponge everyone keeps in their household, made to scrub your grotesque body in a frozen tub.
by PedoPolice23 April 10, 2021
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Pussy Sponge

“Her - I need another pussy sponge or I’m going to bleed all over my pants”
by AmericanSTarSOS April 25, 2021
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Hyperbolic Sponge

(noun): someone who believes any piece of information they read on the internet (no matter the source or credibility), passing it along to others as if it is always truthful.
“Dude’s been sharing the craziest headlines and conspiracy theories lately. He doesn’t even care at this point if they’ve already been debunked- talk about a Hyperbolic Sponge…”
by DJ Potato August 2, 2021
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Crotch slinger

A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.
Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!
by crotchdong October 29, 2021
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Donkey Slonkey

When you're fucking someone from behind, and you hug them around their stomach so tightly that they make donkey sounds.
I gave your mom a Donkey Slonkey last night. Bitch.
by MegaYote September 1, 2021
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Pops slong

When the door knob opens and you shove a comb up your ass and your girlfriend is on the phone with you talking about her Menstruation cycle
Bro I had a pops slong kinda night yesterday
by Daddy.slap.me.please September 12, 2021
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