Short People Day

Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions

Billy: Haha youre so short
Bobby: You cant say that to me! Its short people day!

by Qualex6 September 22, 2022

Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.

Damn that guy is shorting.

by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021

Short bused

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain

Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused

by CK1988 February 8, 2021

short brenden

big monkey man. he sucks a fortnite. i love monkeys

short brenden he suck’s a fortnite

by fornitebllssucks November 21, 2023

“Short” guy

A below average guy who is ratchet in relationships

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “short” guys

by Debo68 May 20, 2019

Short kid

A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of

“Oh my god hayden is such a short kid he’s so self conscious.”

by Cumswallower September 18, 2021

short king

Lee Jihoon
aka Woozi of SEVENTEEN.

Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.

by junjunnie November 21, 2021