shit couched

When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.

My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!

by J-Boogz Nestis May 1, 2009

Shit Pounder

a gay male that fucks other dudes in the asshole

That guy is a toatal SHIT POUNDER

by Michael Maine January 3, 2010

Shit Goggles

Condition in which an individual is completely indoctrinated in to the mindset of a larger group, society, organization, religion, etc... to the point of delusion.

1. Jay couldn't understand me, he could only tow the party line. He clearly sees the world through Shit Goggles.

2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.

3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.

by pikamtn October 18, 2010

Shit Roulette

When one is unsure of whether or not their fart is a shit, but continues to push it out anyway. The risk greatly outweighs the rewards, but we do it regardless.

Sitting in front of the TV, I felt a fart and pushed. I survived another round of shit roulette, but one day I won't just fire a blank.

by IShitALot September 14, 2014

Shit fucking

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.

Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!

by jellyjones May 25, 2018

Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces

This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!

by Loaftard August 12, 2018

shit bucket

A bucket in which to shit

guy 1: "hey man do you know where the bathroom is I gotta take a massive dump"
guy 2: "use the shit bucket"

by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant December 4, 2018