The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
by gav-wan September 27, 2024
Get the Second Romansmug. Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
My half-second cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Get the half-second cousinmug. ?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention
!: 100% Red doing this for attention
by the russia (p)resident January 31, 2023
Get the the Second Comingmug. The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.
by Damien Monroe October 5, 2019
Get the Hard 8s get second datesmug. by perpeeooooopepeoooo November 2, 2022
Get the november secondmug. When you're not initially attracted to a person, but then they do something that is attractive and you're attracted to them in the moment but then later on you don't feel the same way and you're not that attracted to them anymore.
girl: wow I didn't like him before but he's so cute!
1 hour later
girl: I feel nothing towards him. I guess it was just a 5 Second Crush
1 hour later
girl: I feel nothing towards him. I guess it was just a 5 Second Crush
by 5 second crush March 14, 2016
Get the 5 Second Crushmug. Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
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by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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