november second

the day the baddest bitches in all the land are born

man that bitch reagan was born today she’s so hot!
november second is the day the baddest bitches are born

by jarret mc November 27, 2021

Second Thots

When you’re laying the pipe then randomly regret it.

Yesterday I put the cannon down on a thick white baddie. When I was done I was definitely having second thots.

by T1212 January 24, 2020

second-hand sun

When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.

Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"

Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"

by Skippychris December 8, 2010

second plane

A second piece of bad news which follows shortly after, and changes your understanding of, the first.

"Did you hear that Sarah's brother died?"
"Oh God, that's awful."
"Yep, the family was devo. They thought it was an accident, but turns out it was suicide."
"Damn, what a second plane."

by titijova November 18, 2023

second cousin-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's grandchild.
2. The grandchild of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My second cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Split second cranberry sauce

Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked

by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023

second day of every year

on the second day of every year, the chickens.

fun fact: on the second day of every year, the chicken

by funni guy January 23, 2023