Ryan Bill

A freaking Cat. (He swears around every age group, and everybody hates him so much that he is NEVER referred to as "Ryan," just so whomever anyone may be talking to knows that they are actually talking about a stupid person who everyone hates more than their step-dad.)

Ryan Bill: "Mew mew mew meoooowww!" *jumps around on 4 limbs, swearing for no reason*
Alyssa: "Uhm, what in the actual frick are you doing right now?" *stops walking in the field with Abby*
Ryan Bill: "Being my true form." *Amias runs over like a teenage mutant ninja turtle*
Abby: We should run...
Ian: *is chasing Amias* TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TURTLES IN THE HALF-SHELL, TURTLE POWER! **singing**
*Ryan Bill and Amias jump around on 4 limbs, circling each other*
Alyssa: Ian, run with us!
Ian: Yeah, let's go!
*Ryan Bill and Amias chase the 3 non-maniacs, screams in the background like everyone nearby had just witnessed bloody murder*

by FantasticLiekPickles0213 June 17, 2016

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lyin ryan

An individual who simply cannot seem to tell the truth no matter what the circumstances. Some tend to stretch the truth in order to inflate their image, but a "Lyin Ryan" takes this to a whole new level.

Will: I started on my college basketball team all four years and thought about playing in the NBA but I decided being unemployed was cooler.

Nick: You're being a real Lyin Ryan right now.

by DuMi32 July 28, 2016

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