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The verb to pie/ to be pied

To sum it up, it involves two people. One person will pick up the pie (preferably creampie) and put it directly into the other person's face. the circular shape matches up extremely well with the shape of the pie so therefore the pie usually does not get in the person's hair but covers every inch of their face
K: there is pie all over my face!
L: you were pied!
Pied by Lxiii September 1, 2010
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A term that "lads" use to string along an innocent girls. To keep them dangling on like a carrot while they speak to more than one girl and if else fails they can return to the other girls in the "pipeline" and talk to them.
I'll still keep talking to Louise to keep her in the pipeline if all else fails"

lay a pipeline 

i'm gonna go and lay a pipeline before my bag bursts.
lay a pipeline by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Trans-Alaska Pipeline 

If one guy can lay pipe, then 10 can lay the whole Trans-Alaska Pipeline.

take the pipe 

1) An insult, similar to "fuck you" or "you suck"; 2) a phrase used to describe when things are less than optimal, similar to "this sucks"; 3) to receive an erect penis into a body orifice.
1) Take the pipe, loser!

2) This movie takes the pipe.

3) Hal took the pipe ten times a day in jail.
take the pipe by spim December 21, 2003
To give oral sex to ones penis.
Brit: "What do you want me to do?"

Joe: "Pipe it."
Pipe it by H1DDEN August 22, 2010

Alaskan Pipe Cleaner 

When a man or woman takes a dump and then freezes it, sometimes they use it later as a dildo during anal sex.
I love that Alaskan Pipe Cleaner! it really cleans my pipes good!