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Smash Phone

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone
"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."
by nixymushy April 22, 2020
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Phone taps

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?
Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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Phone time in bed

After an exhausting day, When you get your well deserved phone time in bed of relaxation before going to sleep. A state of mind
Lars had an awful day, but at least there’s still phone time in bed!
by Room112 December 5, 2023
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i've got 2 phones

by 1245862 October 25, 2023
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Phone-ist

Phone-ist Refers To The Use Of Being Prejudiced Against A Certain Type Of Phone Brand
Speaker 1 "Haha You Have A Samsung. What A Loser. You Know Iphones Are A Million Times Better.:

Speaker 2 "Are You Being Phone-ist Right now?"
by Zain Robinson July 19, 2024
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Power phoning

Someone making a loud condescending phone call in public, especially as a way to show off.
Power phoning I wonder if there is someone on the other end putting up with being power phoned, because if someone tried to say that to me I'd tell them to try and say that to me in person, and then hang up.
by Music_Is_Forever July 2, 2022
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Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
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