Sex Ninja

Someone who's sexual prowess is so awesome that they boarder on having mystical powers.

"They pulled a total Sex Ninja move and made me jizz using only their thumb!"

They must have gone to Sex Ninja school 'cause they fucked me balancing on one leg on the edge of the bathtub!"

"That Sex Geek made me cum so many times and in so many ways that their nickname is Sex Ninja."

"Sex Ninjas can make you orgasm anytime, anyplace."

by ReidAboutSex August 25, 2011

bad ninja

An undesireable person, place, thing, or idea.

Have you tried those chili dogs with M&Ms? That shit is bad ninja.

by jseale1978 October 28, 2003

Sand Ninja

The Sand Ninja, Similar to it's close relative the Snow Ninja, Crawls around the sand unseen and instantly jumps upon its enemy blinding nearby surrounders and instantly kills its target(s). The Sand Ninja also is known to leave sand in beds of chosen enemies.

The sand ninja quickly escaped the boy's bed after hearing the front door unlock.

by Rylan Cool Kid Kinnin December 20, 2008

Joe Ninja

The original definition sucked lol.

Joe Ninja: Yo dude, I’m sooooooooo edgy.

I don’t know anymore...

by AdamStar January 25, 2020

ninja hoppin

Ninja Hoppin is when you go from house to house looking in people's windows like peeping toms, but when you find a couple having sex, be it strait or gay, you sneek up on them and join them, it ends up as a threeway gangbang.

you guys have fun ninja hoppin yesterday, cuz i sure did, I found 3 houses in one night.

by Sodapop April 23, 2006

ninja vanish

The art in leaving a campground without a trace of you ever being there.

Grab your stuff, let's ninja vanish.

by shermstyles January 10, 2014

ninja wedding

a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.

"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."

by Joe Morbo December 9, 2008