Portuguese Crow Egg

It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.

I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.

by Big Dong Boys February 26, 2016

Egg Boiling Fart

A fart that reeks so bad it boils an egg in an instant.

What is that smell??
I think Jeff is letting out those egg boiling farts again. 🤮

by Ducktholomew October 14, 2022

raw egg whites

vaginal discharge, love slime, cooch slobber, twat snot

Wow, you're ready alright. There's like three raw egg whites here.

by Samuel Continuum July 19, 2017

Shum Egg Bald

a nickname for Stanley Shum, who has another nickname, Shum Egg.
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)

Today is Shum egg bald's lesson!
Shum egg bald always tell us to "shut your mouth"

by KonS_3quences October 10, 2023

beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

by Armadill0 February 10, 2018

Cadbury cream egg

A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.

Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg

"Happy Easter babe, imma give you a Cadbury cream egg tonight 😉"

Idea by G.J.R

by G.J.R March 26, 2016

Dirty kinder egg

When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table

Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget

by IcantGetItOnInBed April 21, 2022