distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

by redmedicine August 23, 2015

Noodling

Uncontrollable arm and leg
Movement caused by excessive fentanyl use coupled with methamphetamine and lack of sleep. Noodling generally occurs on day 4.

He is outside on the sidewalk doing the noodle dance. He has been noodling all day

by Lostboy1Lostgirl October 12, 2021

Noodle Infant

PastaBaby

Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?

by Twitteraddict May 7, 2011

Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)".

Person 1: Are you called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

noodle grin

Gap between the two front teeth of a human person.

I knew it was them after I saw their noodle grin.

by Odarroc March 23, 2024

noodle

the head, especially in the context of thinking

Something was off in her noodle.

by The Return of Light Joker May 18, 2010

Chicken Noodle Soup

When you skill fuck a girl and explosively nut in her throat so hard that she makes a loud BGAAAWWWKK noise (similar to that of a chicken)

I expected she was a freak but when she said she wanted a Chicken Noodle Soup, that’s when I was absolutely certain

by xhristopher9 May 11, 2022