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U-lock Justice

The preferred method of vandalizing a car by a Bike Nazi or other irresponsible or self-righteous cyclist. Because few police agencies wield power over cyclists and they can quickly disappear, the vandal frequently gets away with his crime.

U-lock Justice is the Bike Nazi term for it. Vandalism is the most common term used by normal people, including drivers, auto passengers, pedestrians, police and insurance agencies.

U-lock Justice is often dished out to drivers that the Bike Nazi feels is deserving, though many times it is applied to drivers who simply do not notice a cyclist because they're not riding safely or legally.
Yesterday a Bike Nazi cut me off and I honked my horn. He turned around and whacked my car with a metal bicycle lock, denting my fender. The body shop repairman said I was a victim of U-lock Justice.
by ihavespoe October 30, 2010
mugGet the U-lock Justicemug.

F u b a r

Acronym for F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition.
Your mom's face is F u b a r after blowing her face off.
by Special Edward January 9, 2008
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r u bein Cereal!?!

''r u bein cereal!?! ''...asking somebody if they are being serious..if you are slightly cretinous..like me
''i just got a haircut''
'' r u bein Cereal!?! ''
''no''
by jackimo07 December 16, 2008
mugGet the r u bein Cereal!?!mug.

y u makin soup?

When he's making soup in the microwave and you just have to ask, why?

Because who makes soup in the fricken microwave? It might make you angery, so you just come in with your shirt over your head and ask, "y u makin soup?"
*rolls socker ball across room* Y U MAKIN SOUP?
by misspelt flute February 10, 2019
mugGet the y u makin soup?mug.

ima cook u boi

When ur about to roast someone and ur like
by Imacooku April 3, 2017
mugGet the ima cook u boimug.

Are u shitting my nable

Frase used when something insane happens
I cant believe Jessica died! Are u shitting my nable!?
by lobemobey November 2, 2021
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why r u gae

funny question in an interview and its funny because funny
johny: why r u gae
bob: because funny
by largesssssssssssssss March 28, 2022
mugGet the why r u gaemug.

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