Buddy I'm trying to sell weed to preteens here, you need to look the other way before I make you look the other way.
by D. Y. Vetz November 10, 2020
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021
A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.
New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
by Elder sayings December 04, 2021
by Tastefulterrie December 17, 2017
A ugly ass fat bitch who thinks shes the shit but shes not self diagnosis and is a fat bitch who causes earthquakes when she walks and thought it would be a good idea to shave her head with her round ass looking self looking like an egg shes so ugly that mirrors brake when she's even near then she looks so horrific that when she gos near any kid they have a meltdown and the elders die of a heart attack.
by F u kori January 04, 2024
(Verb) The action of observing closely, searching thoroughly and actually processing what one has observed, while trying to find something. Originates from the partially stereotypical, partially factual ability of a woman to easily find something in a place (often reasonable, clearly visible, and/or the same one it always is) that a man has already claimed to have checked, yet hasn't found, as if the object isn't visible to the male eye.
A: "Hey, can you come over here for a sec? I can't find the barbecue sauce! I swear, I used it just a few days ago, it couldn't have grown legs and walked away..."
B: "Have you tried doing a woman look?"
A: "Just get over here."
B: "Fine, fine... dude, it's right next to the mayo, how the fuck did you miss that?!"
A: "...uhh"
B: "Have you tried doing a woman look?"
A: "Just get over here."
B: "Fine, fine... dude, it's right next to the mayo, how the fuck did you miss that?!"
A: "...uhh"
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer May 31, 2025