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Ur dad lesbian

Ur dad lesbian is considered to be so powerful that victims can suffer considerable pain for years if they not die directly. Some countries have found Ur dad lesbian so dangerouse that they have made the insult illegal to say.
Exampel 1:
Person 1: Fuck you
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: Ur dad lesbian
Person 2: *gets a pain far worse than death*

Example 2
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian

Person 3: *Falls down in a eternal coma with no end*
by Dab Schnab March 10, 2018
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Lesbian bullet train

When a lesbian is really good at pulling other girls but she’s not a fuckgirl she’s just smooth
Niamh is the lesbian bullet train, she has so much rizz
by Lets.start.a.riot March 15, 2023
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common core lesbian

A female student who sleeps with a female teacher to get an A. In the United States.
Man! I really need to get A in this class. I really wish I was a Common Core Lesbian!
by Gold Star Gay October 29, 2023
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Lesbian Muff Mushing

Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.
Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
by peeniewantsithuge December 12, 2015
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lesbian rug burn

when two bitches rub those pussy close and their pubic hair rubs against each other causeing a rug burn
"I was watching this lesbian porno and there was this super hot lesbian rug burn scene in it"
by MissingLaundrySock August 10, 2016
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Dollar Store Lesbian

A straight girl that does gay things.

Human Queer Baiting.
Girl: "I love this girl so much. We cuddle, kiss, hold hands, spend all our time together, have sleepovers, bathe together, and live together. She also has more pride merch than I do. Too bad she has a boyfriend and is straight."

Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."

Lesbian: I want Lesbians.

Mom: We have Lesbians at home.

Lesbians at Home: Are straight.
by Neon Ant May 16, 2022
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Cookie-cutter-lesbian

Cookie-cutter-lesbian is a lesbian who is completely un-orginal aka fannel and attitude towards women. For some reason the cookie-cutter-lesbian gets the most pussy. A reason that puzzles us normal cat loving lesbians. They also walk with their pussys 5 ft out in front of them. Their head enters the door 5 minutes after their torso.
Carrie Black is a perfect example of a cookie-cutter-lesbian.
by Channel0818 October 20, 2014
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