eating jizz

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.

I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.

by Wifflum January 2, 2022

Neck Jizz

The neck jizz refers to a subcategory of the strong pull-out game. It is a form of male ejaculation that may occur when you hit it from the back. Thereby, the jizz shoots out so paranormally strong, it accidentally lands on the neck instead of the booty.

"So how was your booty call with Dr. Baby?"
"Damn girl, he pulled out from behind and came so hard - it all landed on my neck."

"Holy fuck, I guess you received a classical neck jizz".

by Phat_Ass_Lindi January 17, 2022

Jizz

Jizz was a genre of music. Jizz-wailers were musicians who specialized in the genre. Max Rebo and his band were popular Jizz-wailers.

I was at the cantina listening to some jizz.

by james danko January 20, 2022

jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend

dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper

by the hammer gammer May 21, 2022

The Jabba Jizz

When you time your wank perfectly to finish exactly when Jabba the Hutt is choked out by Leia.

‘Mate it was glorious! My tail dropped just as his did! I finally achieved The Jabba Jizz’

by TimboTheTassie May 25, 2022

jizzed

past tense of cum

yo i just jizzed in this bitch

by penis_LiCkEr6942000 May 28, 2022

mfs be blowing loads of jizz

niggas gotta do what niggas gotta do
das the rule, simple shit bruh

randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"

randy: yeah

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022