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jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend
dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper
by the hammer gammer May 21, 2022
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Jizz Loogie

When you blow it in her mouth and she hawks it back out like a loogie.
We're getting a divorce because she spit a jizz loogie in her hand and threw it at me!
by airmanbw August 24, 2021
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jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible
nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover
by mhogan October 26, 2016
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Ghost Jizz

Get away from me with your Ghost Jizz!!
by Chitlins June 4, 2021
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Roddy rich becomes the jizz master

Lil baby brok into my house and stol my jizz
A: Dude did you hear roddy rich becomes the jizz master
B: lil baby touched me
by Roddy rich the box August 4, 2024
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Sus Jizz

Mild disappointment in a teenage or adult child, such as in there entire life is suspect. Why are they here.
Son, I can't believe you.... sus jizz.
by kitsunen March 3, 2025
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to jizz in the shizz

the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty
To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.

Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.
by TheSaggiestOfTits January 18, 2019
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