January 19

The most DSMP obsessed uwu bakas are born on this day! Go tell your obsessed DSMP friend

Person1: Omg! You look dsmp don’t you?!
Person2: yessss!!
Person1: Well it’s January 19!DSMP day!
Person2: OMG

by spencerreidd November 18, 2021

January 30th

Buy the girl you talk to whatever she wants day

"Baby, can you pay for my shein purchase?"
"Of course my love, it's January 30th"

by Anonymus_229 January 30, 2025

January 22nd

January 22nd is the day when the best lads are born. You're a great artist and an amazing person. You get along great with most people and you have a good life.

Jerry: when were you born?
You: January 22nd.
Jerry: Holy fuck dude let's be friends.

by AidanAnimates November 29, 2023

January 4

This is the day when my ex bf was born. If you are reading this and you were born on the 4th January go and write to your ex to come back so to be a lovely couple a second time. (maybe my ex it's reading this) so go to tell this NOW thank you I love you<3

When were you born?
January 4
GO AND WRITE TO YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND NOW

by -iminlovewithmyex November 21, 2021

Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.

Every single girl fails jizzing January.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

The legend of 26th of january

On the 26th of January, if you are awake for longer than 12 hours, you turn into a carrot and can never be turned back.

The legend of 26th of January is an urban legend, dating back to 16th century england

by urbandlegends1234 January 25, 2025

january 11

when the best people are born
they’re amazing

they’re capricorns
they can be really sad or really happy at the same time

someone: “Hi! You’re born on January 11 right? Can we be friends?”
people born on January 11: “hmm sure”

by cooleli January 2, 2022