January 17th

This day you have to ask your best friend to spank u on the hiney. It has to be the butt, nothing else. If you don't get spanked or you get spanked somewhere else, you will have bad luck for the rest of the year.

ON JANUARY 17th MY FRIEND IS GOING TO SPANK ME, YAYYY!

by peanut butter butt January 2, 2020

January

January for anime lovers is so cruel because it's no JoJo January.

Hey you can't watch JoJo today.
But but why?
It's no JoJo January!

by HEYEYEYEYEEY January 3, 2020

Slap ass January

Slap ass January slap all the ass's

I love slap ass January

by Diggidedigdy1987 January 5, 2020

January

The month where the smart, bright , amazing, outstanding people are born. If you are born in January people like you as a friend. Or some people may like you more than just a friend. January is when you can be free because its a new year!

January is the beginning of the year and is when you can almost fix everything.

by Popiiiiii January 15, 2020

January 16th

Which is today.

person: today is january 16th
person: yesterday was the 15th and

by Ceejus2005 January 15, 2020

January 21st

The day that a stupid head dummy face was born. Not Evan, I'm talking about that shit head Jerry Trainor.

We all hate January just because of January 21st.

by Keerister January 15, 2020

January 20

National kiss you’re date day!!
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.

-heyyyy, kiss*
-what was that?
- you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20

by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020