Jacob

Pill head

Jacob your a fucking pill head

by Topshagger March 25, 2020

Jacob

a 6'5 lebo boy with the biggest gap in his mouth, be careful tho bc he might like a person name johanna and not tell u abt it.

omg whos that? "it's that 6'5 lebo hunky boy jacob"

"im only looking at his gap in his teeth."

by klejuhdy8rliahn kWMB VI iJ October 25, 2022

Jacob

stays strapped for every occasion, even near school zones

megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)

dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)

Person 1: is that Jacob
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no

by Chink of the century November 4, 2022

jacob

Yo whats good mane

hey jacob, yo whats good maneeee

by yo mane May 29, 2019

Jacob Doobie

Name of a true slag will shag your husband and leave you with aids not to be messed with secretly a transgender called Chantelle

I pulled a Jacob Doobie last night

by Doobie6 November 18, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.

Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye

by Umpa lumpa December 6, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.

"Did you hear? Jacob had the phattest cock in town."

by a simple guy July 20, 2022