Chinese Finger Trap

When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D

Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.

by Bacminecrafter October 25, 2016

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Siberian Finger Trap

Double teaming a dead body.

..."and that's why I didn't get arrested after the Siberian Finger Trap incident."

by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020

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Mongolian Fish Trap

The act of trapping ones penis inside of your vagina until it falls off and dies.

Morgan was angry at Joey so she used a Mongolian Fish Trap on him.

by cumman69 January 25, 2012

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Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}

"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."

by Bigcattttttttttttt May 26, 2013

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ur grandpap a trap

the worst of the worst. nothing can beat this, if ur grandpap is called a trap you. are. dead. aliens invade earth, theres a nuclear war, and your step dad terry drinks all your mtn dew then does loud sexes to ur mum. there is no escaping the grandpap a trap.

Tom: ur mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur granny tranny
John: ur grandpap a trap
World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.

by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou May 17, 2018

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