central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!

by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024

Bill Clinton

A gay term used to describe a man with 3 nipples.

Oh Jeff, he's such a fucking Bill Clinton.

by MMMMMMM Noodles December 20, 2018

No bill april

In this religious month your boss should basically just not give you your monthöy payment bill.

Steve: hey can i get my bill? it is my pay day.
Boss: haha no fuck you its no bill april

by Dankmeat6ix9ine April 11, 2019

Billing

Billing (verb): The manipulative act of gaslighting another person by deceitfully convincing them that substantial monetary obligations are owed, creating a false narrative or illusion of debt for personal gain or control.

I was Billing that man on the street he managed to see through it

by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024

Peeping Bill

A weasle/farm rat or male bumpkin that hides at the edge of your window peeping in for entertainment. Will occasionally call from the window ask what you're doing and pretend they are not right outside. That aunting feeling you get when someone is watching you but know one is around.

I felt like old peeping bill was at the farm window again last night.

by Juniperlighteningbug October 25, 2020

Bill Cipher

First of all, this is me. Second, Bill is a yellow triangle bent on ruling all dimensions(and destroying some as well) but is diffeated by a force field and the pines family.

Bill Cipher is an evil triangle.

by King Scorpion October 22, 2018

ti-bill

Munch

Ti-Bill our munch and saviour.

by Tibill0 April 21, 2023