I want his/her bum

When you really fancy someone you say "I want his or her bum". Indicates that you want to hook up with them.

Laura: I really fancy it, he or she is soooooooo sexy!
Kiki:Do you want its bum?
Gemma: I wanted its bum last year, but you can have it, because last year they were a man.
Laura: awww thanks! I want his/her bum!
Kiki: Really? Would you hit that even though you're not sure if they're male or female
Laura: Yeah i don't care they're sexy whatever they are

by kikilaurgem April 26, 2009

Put his hand in cold water

First time killing someone. Popped his murder cherry.

Johnny is looking to get a name for himself . He put his hand in cold water over a beef.

by CunningLinguist24/7/366 January 9, 2017

hope his next shite's a hedgehog

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009

too much time on his hands

A phrase used by roody-poos who compensate for their inferiority by belittling the work of others.

Hey Jim! This guy made working plane out of 228158 bars of soap!

Someone clearly has way too much time on his hands.

Jim, you fucking candy ass.

by yourneighborhoodandtheworld July 8, 2011

every dog has his day

any bastard who has done something wrong will get what is coming to them

dont worry billy, every dog has his day, tomorrow he might be the one crying and not you

by helta December 15, 2004

says hello to his little friend

Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.

Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

Let him lick his ass

When someone is being a little bitch and annoying everybody with their meaningless shananigans, you tell them to go lick their ass, as in go whine and bitch by themselves. Applies to females too. Their counter part would be let her lick her ass

Susan: Ugh, becky's whining about her louis vuitton shoes getting dirty at the party yesterday
Mary: Let her lick her ass, i don't have time for her rich girl problems.

Vicky: Shawn's telling everybody that I told him I liked him
Amanda: Ugh let him lick his ass, I swear his ego is the size of jupiter

Jessie: Bro, drake keeps bugging me about my fake shoes
Nick: Let him lick his ass, we all know his are faker than anybody's here.

by VolocityHarp June 7, 2016