omg you’re gonna hate me

something a girl says to you when she doesn’t wanna hang out with you later anymore

You: “ I’m excited to hang with u tn”
Her: “omg you’re gonna hate me for this…”

by thegreatnoticer October 15, 2025

Platonic Hate

Hating someone but in a platonically affectionate way. Like yes, I’d kill you, but I’d be lowkey sad when you died.

Person one: “I hate you so much”
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too”
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”

Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”

by untangy October 30, 2025

I hate you

I want to pluck hairs off your toes with my lips until I have enough to make a hair ball, and then I’ll do it again, and again, until I can stack them on top of eachother and make a hairman.

ava: i hate you

evin: really?? you’re nasty
ava: i hate you

by this is definitellly a joke October 30, 2025

Hate Horn

That raging trouser twitch certain gammons get when something awful happens to vulnerable people.

Not regular arousal, more like their empathy response has been fried by years of GBNews and rerouted straight to their genitals.

A political semi, usually triggered by headlines such as:
• “Boat Capsizes in Channel”
• “Sick Claimant Declared Fit for Work”
• “NHS Finally Collapses; Migrants No Longer ‘Coming Over Here’ for Free Healthcare, Also, No One Else Can Get Healthcare Either”

“Colin got such a massive hate horn after that migrant boat news, his GP prescribed him ice packs and a long lie down.”

by dervxerox November 18, 2025

“This is a hate crime”

Common phrase used in English language

“This is a hate crime”

by Guccipolo November 19, 2025

National Hate DOB Day

21st Of November is national hate DOB (Dillon O'Brien) day. It consists of sliming Dob in the GC, in person and wherever you can find a way to hate on Dob. Often celebrated by getting hella geeked.

Ben - "Ayo happy national hate Dob day"
Mik - "Fuck you Dob"
Dob - "Wtf man"

by Benjonker November 21, 2025

I hate u I hate u I tease u Please go away Far away No

A lyric made from butchered English sung by Subin and Serri in the 2012 song Hit U by Dal☆Shabet.

Teenage girl: "I hate u I hate u I tease u Please go away Far away No!!!"

Braindead YT Shorts Toddler: "Damn is 😂🎉"

by thetorofangirl November 25, 2025