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Ham

Being a ham is basically when you do broke shit such as begging for money, flexing money that you don’t have, not having money, scamming random people of $5

This term is often used by scammers on telegram to make fun of all the fake scammers
He’s in your dms asking you for money? He was just flexing money on ig he’s a ham
by 3hree6ixty October 14, 2022
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got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.
random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham
by Tyym October 25, 2022
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got ham chess

a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it
random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"
by Tyym October 26, 2022
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Ham

A Ham is a simp and a dumbass combined. A Ham can be walked over and tricked. Hams don't care about being hams either.
That nigga mar a ham he bought that bitch a bag but she just gave me head.
by theartist313 November 6, 2022
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Turkey Ham

Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.

Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.

Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
Do you have any Turkey... Ham... Turkey Ham????

...what?
by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022
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Ham

Cute, adorably chunky baby or animal.
Like a plump little ham. You just wanna "eat em up".
"Oh my, what a ham you are, little man!" -to a baby

"Who is a good little ham? You are!" - to a puppy
by Cuttle_Bish2856 December 15, 2022
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Ham-akin

When people piss you off so much that you go H.A.M AND all Anakin Skywalker on everyone in sight without fear of repercussions
My boss pissed me off last night and my coworkers are idiots. I'm about to go Ham-akin on everyone at work.
by xJediJoker93x December 22, 2022
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