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Half-ful 

A 50% amount of hope; unlike hopeful; which is full.
I am HALF-FUL that the weather will improve. But certainly not depending upon it more than 50-50 chance.
Half-ful by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018

Half Prospect 

A woman who a guy has a lukewarm interest in and not totally sold on.
Brett: I saw you talking to that girl Sara. What’s the latest with her?
Nick: Eh. She is a half prospect. I decided to get with the lawyer instead.
Half Prospect by Slabshack December 4, 2018

Half Packed Pickle Punch 

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

Half A Sausage Up Their Ass 

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.
Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.

half baggie 

When life becomes shit and our gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.
Dude I got a half baggie of Ketamine!
half baggie by Headmanos March 10, 2019

half baggie 

When life becomes shit and your gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.
Dude I got a half baggie of Ketamine!
half baggie by Headmanos March 10, 2019