friend with details

Your best buddy that remembers most everything, big or small, about your life (i.e. where you were born, when your birthday is, how many sisters and brothers you have, etc...).

Duder 1: "You know that foreign kid? Yea right, how?"

Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"

Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010

Bad Friend

A person that ditches you for brunch

My bad friend ditched me for brunch.

by bad Friend May 31, 2015

pineapple friend

A friend that is weird.

Where is your pineapple friend.

by hartley24747 January 27, 2018

FB friends

(noun) You ain’t got no friends, homie. Just haters and perpetrators all conspiring and working in concert with one another to see your ultimate downfall and demise.

Ding-Dong: “Loook, I now have 1,000 FB friends”

Me: “Good for you. Ohh this is just the best news heard in long time”.

Ding-Dong: “Do you want be my FB friend?”

Me: (hehehehe) “I already am…..friend”.

by Nikki Stixx March 26, 2022

Fake friends

Taylor Jackson Deja cater kaiyah fat ass white and shyla Bradford and Timera Ben ford all them lol hoes are fake as fuck

I hate fake friends like them ulgy hoes tf

by Made by Shamyaia July 19, 2019

Diet-Friend

A person you get along with more than an acquaintance but you aren't really friends yet.

It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.

It's like friendship, but less.

"Did you know Bert almost went to London in covid to see a girl?”

“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.

by Saint.Patrick January 4, 2021

liam friend

liam is the best and anyone else sucks

liam friend is the best

by ilovehello October 27, 2021