What the Shrek?

an expression used in place of what the heck or what the hell.

girl: I'm pregnant with your baby
boy: What the Shrek?

by Natuhleee September 11, 2008

guess what

when you use the sentence guess what the other person is not allowed to use what as a response they, have to guess in a timely manner or suffer dire consequences

guess what......
what.......

by guess what anynomous May 3, 2005

What a chad

A phrase used by sad lonely incels to describe normal people who can talk to women instead of hiding in their basement and blaming women for how pathetic they are while ranting online.

Guy 1: “Did you hear Greg was talking to Amber?”
Guy 1 “Really? He should’ve been in his basement crying about how she won’t see how great he is while abusing her on reddit. What a chad.”

by Chady chad June 3, 2018

and what about the

Expression used as an innuendo when a statement is said that could be ambiguous. Largely spread in joke.

Guy1: We took our dogs the park the other day, his was huge!
Guy2: And what about the dog!?

by .Blood.Lust. December 15, 2008

what the flock

softer version of what the fuck/fock

Danny: I ate your dog.
Carl: what the flock.
Danny: j/k.
Carl: -___-*.

by Big D April 1, 2005

what the fuck

your lost for a second

what the fuck just happened????????

by (unknown) February 20, 2004

What's up

Used to mean "she/he/you is/are very attractive and I would very much enjoy making love to you." It is derived from "A Night at the Roxbury"

Steve: What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Doug: Steve, slow down.
Steve: I can't help it man, it's hottie overload.
Doug: Just pace yourself.
Steve: Ok... What's up?... 2, 3, 4. What's up?... 2, 3, 4...

by Tonberry2000 April 21, 2009